Our ZESCO, which art in Zambia
Damned be thy name
Thy monopoly go
Thy incompetence be undone on earth as it is not done in heaven
Give us this day our daily power
And forgive our insults on you
As we have been forgiving your endless incompetence
Lead us not into temptation when the lights are off
But deliver us from darkness
For thine is the monopoly
The mismanagement and the incompetence
For ever and ever
Amen